Dirty Wasted Youth
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

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bambiandpixie:

Wil Anderson <3

Hope this gets reblogged millions of times.

fuck I love this man.

Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore